Welcome
Welcome to fourteenminutes.com. A small website dedicated to bringing you a couple of scripts you may find useful if you own a phone or PDA, have access to Perl and UNIX and have the overwhelming urge to read Slashdot or view cinema times whilst you're sitting on the bus.
Or a random word generator. Or a random name generator.
(Granted, this isn't going to be many of you.)
Otherwise there isn't much else here at the moment to keep you interested. This is due to two things. The first being that I was too lazy to back my site up on more than one occasion and so lost everything. The second being that I'm slowly working on getting as much stuff as I can back and this takes time.
In a good way, you've visited at a time when I've just replaced the boring drab white pages. In a bad way, that is all I've done. So definately pop back in about 6 months time and marvel at how little i've achieved since the last time you were here.
Contacting me
You can contact me by clicking on the fourteenminutes.com link at the bottom of this page. Since I already get spammed to death by people flogging me fake watches, viagra, pyramid schemes and stocks, I've had to resort to using some Javascript trickery to hide the address. So if you aren't running Javascript, then you're out of luck.
If Javascript sounds like a blend of coffee to you, then the link will work fine.